We’re going to give this a go.
Does this look like the face of a man arrested in Baltimore? 
“A 47-year-old employee of a Hampden sports bar was arrested early Sunday morning after police say he pointed a handgun at the head of another employee and was found pacing outside of the bar.Police charged David Dennis Morgan Jr., 47, of Parkville with multiple handgun violations and was being held without bail.”
Yes. Yes it does. You know, you have to respect the gumption of this guy. The moustache, beach hair, and closed eyes? He clearly had better places to be. He’s over it. Tough break guy, Seacrets is gonna have to wait.
PS- Do you think the photographer had to snap their fingers and say “look at the birdie, say cheese!”
Bohs and Birds 